what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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