That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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