You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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