some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I CAN MOONWALK!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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