pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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