ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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