I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
