in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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