I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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