she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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