Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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