Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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