he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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