Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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