I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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