I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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