Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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