would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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