super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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