See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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