Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
