I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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