i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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