i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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