I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Randomize