The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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