i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
the raccoons are back...
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