; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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