He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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