YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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