and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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