I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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