"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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