i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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