how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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