Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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