How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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