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It'd be like medium rare by now.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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Will exercising make me less horny?
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