i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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