Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Randomize