how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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