Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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