dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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