that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
