He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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