Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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