i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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