Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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