PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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