Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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