Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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