hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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