i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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