I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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