listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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