bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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