Just mADE A PArabola og urine
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
